Karls Blog

Being a Tigers supporter, couldn't resist this dig at the Pies :)

Q. Two Collingwood supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.
 
Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as protection during sex?
A. A Bus shelter.
 
Q. What do you call a 30 year old female Collingwood supporter?
A. Granny.
 
Q. What do you call a Collingwood supporter in a suit?
A. The defendant.
 
Q. Why did the Collingwood supporter cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
 
Q. What do you call a female Collingwood supporter in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you are driving and you see a Collingwood supporter on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
 
Q. What's the first question during a Collingwood supporter quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
 
Q. Two Collingwood supporters in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman!
 
Q. Why is three Collingwood supporters going over a cliff in Lexus a shame?
A. Because a Lexus has four seats.

Q. What do you say to an Collingwood supporter with a job?
A. Big Mac please.
 
BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE....

You know you're a Collingwood supporter when:
 
1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family once died right after saying:
 "Hey, watch this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
9. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are:
"Carn the Maggies."
10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.
11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.
12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
15. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.
16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.